Zorraitis
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Zorraitis | |
| Cause: | stress |
| Symptoms: | sudden tufts of hair, drooping eyelids, excess mucus |
| Cure: | acupuncture |
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schnatterliese - 4. Okt, 13:57
ach so...
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Schnatterliese's Disease | |
| Cause: | monkey bite |
| Symptoms: | impaired vision, howling at the moon, frequent pale skin, warts |
| Cure: | attempt to repeat cause |
Zorra - 4. Okt, 14:57
kdany,
da muss ich dir widersprechen. Ich machte kürzlich mit meinen Gästen eine Tour auf den Affenfelsen in Gibraltar und der Führer warnte uns vor den Affen. Die seien aggressiv und könnten auch beissen.
Kratzbürste - 5. Okt, 12:46
Bei mir hat der Affenbiss andere Auswirkungen:
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Kratzbürste's Disorder | |
| Cause: | monkey bite |
| Symptoms: | excessive coordination problems, mild tree-climbing, frequent aggression, vomiting blood |
| Cure: | drink a hundred glasses of water with meals |
freilich - 4. Okt, 21:32
da die neugier ein hund ist... ;-)
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Freilich's Lurgy | |
| Cause: | secret military experiments |
| Symptoms: | absenteeism, punning, vague double-jointedness |
| Cure: | wake up and realise it was all just a dream |
oops - 4. Okt, 21:34
nit gsund
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Oops' Syndrome | |
| Cause: | cursed Japanese video |
| Symptoms: | gurgling, skin whitening, mildly enhanced vision, sudden electric shocks |
| Cure: | bleach |
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